Getting Loopy

Wow: Huck’s presidential campaign is making some people loopy. Frightened pundits are seeing floating crosses in his commercials and hearing “code words” in his language that are supposed to secretly alert us evangelicals. Apparently his latest code word is "vertical." When Huckabee talks about “vertical politics,” did you know he’s really signaling his theocratic intents to the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy? Oh yes. If you take off your aluminum foil hat, you’ll get the signals from Headquarters, too.