That Tune...It Sounds Like "Nearer My God to Thee"

“The idea of a teetotaling, suit-wearing, hymn-singing, chicken-eating, gospel-quartet version of the [Southern Baptist Convention] is the Titanic. Hope everyone is enjoying the music, but I think you might want to consider a seat in a lifeboat.” (Michael Spencer, a Baptist minister and blogger known as the Internet Monk). Quoted in an article you must read in Christianity Today regarding the Southern Baptist Convention