I'm just sayin' . . .
BAD CHRISTMAS GIFTS FOR YOUR PASTOR
The Left Behind Series Practical Survivor's Guide.
A Monopoly Acts 16 "Get out of jail free" card.
A "Begats" family tree chart.
A Christian Supply House "Woman at the Well" water cooler.
A Gospel Land Bookstore Fourth Watch baptistry swimsuit.
Golf club covers with the 12 disciples' faces on them.
The Damascus Road auto fog light (It'll blind ya).
A Bobble-head statue of the Apostle Paul for the back of his car.
A LifeWay Dead Sea bathroom deodorizer.
An official Cokesbury hellfire and brimstone backyard grill.
A half-size replica of the Popemobile.
A rooftop hot tub.
And the No. 1 bad Christmas gift for your pastor: Frankincense Aftershave.
(HT: Preaching Now)
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